On being human

I’m health-conscious, but I’ll impulsively eat a donut.

I try to save money, but I buy $5 coffees.

I wake up early to be productive, but I’ll browse on my phone.

I tip well to make someone’s day better, but I’ve hurt people.

I prefer electric vehicles and can afford one, but I drive a gas-powered car.

I’m optimistic, but sometimes I’m pessimistic.

I apologize, but there are things I haven’t said sorry for.

I take cold showers, but sometimes I’ll cave into a warm shower.

I eat well when I’m losing weight, but I may eat terribly when I’m in shape.

I take responsibility, but sometimes I succumb to weakness and blame.

I believe social media isn’t good for you, but I use Facebook.

I’m not afraid of dying, but the thought of eternal void feels unpleasant.

I have diamond hands, but I’ve paper handed.

I’m human.